Christmas According to Caitlyn II

Mary and Joseph went on a trip, but there was no room for them so they went in the stable.  A good fairy came and asked them what they wanted for Christmas.  Mary asked for a baby girl named Jesus.

Christmas According to Caitlyn

Mary and Joseph went on a donkey, but there was nowhere for them to stay, so all the kings horses & all the kings men helped them find baby Jesus!

Caitlyn's Monologue

Leaving the grocery store after an evening shopping trip:

Caitlyn:  It's so dark, I'm not an owl, I don't have big eyes to see in the dark!  How will we find the van?  Oh, there's my friend moon, he will help us.  Moon, "can you help us find our van?  It's white and has a letter on the back....Oh, thank you moon, very thank you."  Look mom, moon helped us find our van!