Sisterly Love

Alex:  Caitlyn, come here, I have something for you.
Alex walks carefully to the bookshelf and pulls down a shoebox.  With great enthusiasm...
Alex:  Ta-da!!

(an empty box!)

Happy Thursday!

Mama: Happy Thursday!
Caitlyn:  Actually, you should say happy Friday!
Mama: But, it’s Thursday

Caitlyn:  Actually, it’s almost Friday.

Cold Season

Mama:  Are you stuffed up?
Caitlyn:  No, my nose is just plugged!

Halloween 2012

Mama:  Tonight we get to go trick or treating.  We're going to go to the houses and say, "trick-or-treat", and then the people will give you candy, and then you'll say, "Thank you!".
Alex:   Will you carry me?
Mama:  No.
Alex:  Oh....will you hold my hand?
Mama:  Absolutely darling.