Mama: we have a problem, the library says we have 31 books checked out, but when I returned them, there were only 30!
Caitlyn: They totally lied!
Mama: Sure Caitlyn, if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it must be a rooster!
Alex: Mama, roosters don't quack, they say, "cock a doodle doo"!
Mama: thank you, peanut gallery!