The Facts of Life

Caitlyn: Grandpa, let’s play house.  You be the daddy and I’ll be the mommy and we’ll have a baby.

Grandpa: OK.

Caitlyn puts the doll down in the hallway and she and Grandpa sit on the couch.

Grandpa: So, Caitlyn, should we have a baby?

Caitlyn: Yes, but we’ll have lunch first and have the baby on Monday.

She serves a pretend sandwich.

Caitlyn: Now it’s Monday. Let’s go get the baby.

Grandpa and Caitlyn go and get  the baby. It’s a girl. Caitlyn names her Sally. Caitlyn puts Sally in the crib.

Caitlyn: Now we will have a nap.

Grandpa and Caitlyn nap for three seconds.

Caitlyn: Now I’m going to work.