Best Restaurant Ever!

Caitlyn:  Welcome to my restaurant.  Here is the menu, you can see we have pizza, and sandwiches, and on the front is the drinks and on the back is the desserts.
Mama:  Thank you.
Caitlyn:  So, can I get you something to drink?
Mama:  I'll just have a glass of water please.
Caitlyn:  Well, for that you need cold water and we don't have any, so can you have something else?
Mama:  Can I have some orange juice please?
Caitlyn:  We don't have any, but I"ll check if the chef will make some for you
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Caitlyn:  Here you go, the chef made you orange juice.  Have you decided what you like to eat?
Mama:  Do you have any pasta?

Caitlyn:  Well, we don't have any that we can make, but we have some leftovers, but we don't have a microwave to heat it up, so....
Mama:  Okay, then can I have pizza with ham and pineapple?
Caitlyn:  Nope, the only pizza we have is olive....but it has cheese on it!